▲ 985 ▼ READ: Stunning FBI Doc Claims Trump Assaulted Teen Girl After She ‘Bit the Sh*t Out of’ His Penis (www.mediaite.com) submitted 6 months ago by Redditsux@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world 126 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 66 points 6 months ago (3 children) Journalists need to bring back the good old art of monstering. Do you have bite scars on your penis, Mr. President!? Show us your penis, Mr. President! permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 months ago The only time someone asks to see his penis is for court proceedings. Times certainly have changed, he used to get asked to see his penis after promising to pay someone but now they all know you need to get the cash from him first. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago Didn't Stormy Daniels describe it as misshapen, like Toad from Mario Bros? permalink fedilink source parent [–] freeman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago He would probably whip it out,hi very beautiful penis, most beautiful penis in the world you know, never been scarred, beautiful, everybody asks to see it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 months ago The only time someone asks to see his penis is for court proceedings. Times certainly have changed, he used to get asked to see his penis after promising to pay someone but now they all know you need to get the cash from him first. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago Didn't Stormy Daniels describe it as misshapen, like Toad from Mario Bros? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] freeman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago He would probably whip it out,hi very beautiful penis, most beautiful penis in the world you know, never been scarred, beautiful, everybody asks to see it. permalink fedilink source parent