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Anon observes a coworker (thelemmy.club)

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[-] ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I'm 12 miles tall and eat planets for fun. This crazy chick has followed me across half the galaxy on a surfboard and wont leave me alone.

[-] Restaldt@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

I am the concept of height itsself.

Everyone is obsessed with me.

[-] johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

I on the other hand am extremely small. One time this ant wouldn't leave me alone and I had to yell "leave me alone aunt Becky!". Now I'm not invited to family picnics anymore.

this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2026

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