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"I think what we have is a universal vaccine against diverse respiratory threats," Pulendran said.

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[-] Tronn4@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

Tell Kennedy it has cocaine and it'll get approved

[-] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

A composition of cocaine, roadkill, raw milk and sewage water and he's sold.

[-] zabadoh@ani.social 8 points 2 months ago

Mention added immunity from toilet seats for bonus points.

[-] numbermess@fedia.io 4 points 2 months ago

Compatible with any disgusting toilet seat that you may want to ingest anything off of, it's really great. Top big time #1 Mr. President! sir! I am crying! I want to kiss you! Many people are saying!

[-] iatenine@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

Alright

grabs shovel

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