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submitted 3 days ago by GraniteM@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

A still from the movie Demolition Man in which some police officers prepare to confront a character played by Wesley Snipes.

Top Text: Demolition Man: A movie which depicts a horrifying dystopia...

Bottom Text:...in which food is too healthy, bidets are common, and cops literally don't know how to assault a black man.

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[-] db2@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

Apparently it's canon that you use two like chopsticks to get most of the poo and the third scrapes the rest off.

A bidet would be great compared to that.

[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 3 days ago

That’s just a fan theory, no where in the movie is that established.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

psh this dude hasn't used the three shells

gross to read, thank you

[-] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

The idea of demolition man cannon makes me wish for a demolition man extended universe, hopefully with a crossover with Judge Dredd

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

No, that’s what the poop knife is for.

[-] cv_octavio@piefed.ca 1 points 3 days ago

Dennis Leary's character was the implied poop-knife demographic in that film IIRC 

this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2026
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