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House committee advances bill to ban chemtrails
(www.alreporter.com)
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So we banned ...water vapor. Well done, house committee.
No. A chemical compound, a substance, or an apparatus into the atmosphere within or above this state for the purpose of affecting the weather, including temperature, climate, and intensity of sunlight.
Di hydrogen monoxide fits the definition of a chemical...
so.. we banned clouds!
ICE is coming for your tea kettles!