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House committee advances bill to ban chemtrails
(www.alreporter.com)
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this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2026
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Should be easy for the airlines to comply with, since they don't leave chemtrails, they leave contrails.
I can't wait to see the house subcommittee hearing where a bunch of old republicans, playing lip-service for their uneducated base, interrogate a Boeing exec about what's coming out of the back of their planes, and the Boeing exec's display board catches fire and explodes on the house floor.
That sounds like something someone with a degree in ozone would say!
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