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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

i own a pet psychic business.

as a job creator, i employ numerous pets with psychic abilities.

my hamster, Scribbles, picks lottery numbers with 30% accuracy.

my snake, Puddles, is in direct communication with the ghost of Nancy Reagan.

my cat, Chaucey, interprets birth charts.

this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2026
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