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Winter Olympics in crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms
(www.independent.co.uk)
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Best souvenir going. But also a lot of young people in peak physical condition. As someone I know commented "everyone is 10/10 from the neck down."
And those people have higher than average testosterone, so they're hornier. Apparently Olympic Village is a small orgy, hence all the condoms.
There are 3000 people there. That's no small orgy.
They're not all shagging at the same time
Of course not. They have to get dressed to compete at their other sport at some point.