Stop it, you're killing him!

It would also kill you if it was fired out of a cannon without breaking apart somehow

-Dr. Steve Brule

lol gottem

Not to mention, if you try to swallow a potato whole (as one does), you risk choking to death.

From what I understand, green potatoes are rendered harmless by boiling, as the poisons are water soluble. Though they are not rendered inactive by boiling, they are diffused through the water, rendering it inadvisable to reuse for boiling other foods. Following that, harvesting these poisons is relatively easy and a good way to get Cheney, that asshole, to keep to his own fucking food.

Not disagreeing, trying to keep food waste down.

now I have Attack of the Killer Tomatoes song in my head, what a fucking classic!

I am sure you shouldn't eat raw potatoes anyway

Tomatoes are fruit! Although I don't know if the mutant tomatoes still count as such.

This at least reduces biomagnification.

A chicken would eat you if it could

Wheat is a plant. If wheat was a vegetable we wouldn't need the distinction between plant and vegetable.

Wheat grain is strictly a vegetable, being an edible plant part. But people usually use the word to refer to a socially-constructed category which is completely feels-based. Membership tends to be determined by flavor profile, nutrition content, and whether the given part falls into another popular sub-category (such as fruit or nuts). This is why fruits like the tomato and pumpkin are usually sorted as vegetables separately from fruits with generally sweeter flavors like the banana or orange.

Vegetables like grains, legumes, and certain tubers will often be grouped together as "carbs" due to their high carbohydrate content which distinguishes them from low-calorie, high-fiber vegetables like spinach or broccoli.

That's really stretching the definition of "vegetables".