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Anon works in cybersecurity (thelemmy.club)

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[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

they refuse to use Jira because it’s “too complicated”

Honestly, based.

have me log ticket statuses in a spreadsheet instead

I take it back. Good god.

[-] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

Yeah they don't mean it in the way engineers do, they mean it literally :(

[-] pupbiru@aussie.zone 10 points 2 days ago

this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2026

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