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a very tasty snack (thelemmy.club)

some mf really threw an entire hog carcass into a blender and said "yea let's sell that as food. Great."

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[-] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 1 points 22 hours ago

you gotta slice it though, sticking a fork directly in it doesnt look so nice

[-] Retail4068@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Toss it in the pan, break it up with the sparchula.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 12 points 20 hours ago
[-] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 6 points 19 hours ago

'I vant to fleep your Spam...'

[-] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 1 points 16 hours ago

thats insanity. you throw a whole spam into a frying pan and then slice/poke at it with a spatula? the pieces would be completely uneven and thus would cook unevenly. have some self respect and take the rectangle and put it on a cutting board and meticulously slice perfectly even and equal lengthwise slices with the precision and poise of a 25 year old japanese sushi shef working in a two star michelin restaurant who still hates himself for overcooking a single appetizer three years ago

[-] Viceversa@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago
[-] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 1 points 8 hours ago

yeah but so are hot dogs and keilbasa ya know

[-] Retail4068@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

You joke but I'll cook meals with effort like that all the time.

[-] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 1 points 8 hours ago

wait like a humorless self-hating asian perfectionist or by stabbing a block of spam with a spatula while its already frying

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