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Roses are red

He wants us to respect him

But:

[-] ScientifficDoggo@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 months ago

He keeps shoving steaks in his rectum.

[-] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Y'know. Imagining the texture of yogurt covering the texture of steak anywhere near that area of my body is horrifying. Thanks, I hate it xD

[-] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago

It's got what buttholes crave

this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2026
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