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I don't really give a shit but I scan CNN for slop material sometimes so I've had this story force-fed to me.
Because it's a rich old white lady who died I will not do any research and just make a blind guess that her family executed her for inheritance/life insurance payout reasons and then came up with this contrived ridiculous hollywood kidnapping plot. I refuse to believe anybody actually tried to ransom the mom of some nobody TV host. The mystery ransom notes are some of the fakest shit I've ever seen. That fucking kidnapper getup looks like what you'd find if you searched for "home invasion costume" on wish dot com. Kind of like the Canadian lady that came up with a fake home invasion to off her parents. Whole thing comes off as gaudy mystery novel bullshit because it is.
Hope the inevitable falling apart of this bullshit story when they find her dissolved remains clogging the bathtub drain happens soon so the 24 hour news cycle can erase this shit from existence, get the fuck out of my feed oh my fucking god
I wish the real police were just columbo because he'd have this shit wrapped in 15 minutes. The answer is always a rich person killing a rich person for money. EZ.
"Savanna my wife oh she absolutely loves you. Watches you everyday. Thank you for your time. I'll be out of your hair...oh Just one thing bothering me... It's nothing... Thought I'd mention it..."
Based on what I’ve read she’s almost certainly no longer alive. She’s like 85(?) and has a pacemaker and needs daily heart meds plus they found her blood nearby.
Yeah nobody is deader than Nancy Guthrie. Lindbergh baby 2 except the baby is 85 years old with a heart condition.
Whenever I think of botched kidnapping plots by a family member I go to the movie Fargo, so she's gonna end up in a wood chipper?
It's bound to be some kind of hollywood corpse disposal method, so I guess it depends on what kind of movie a libbed-up matricidal daytime TV show host watches. We'll all find out when all the pseudoscientific bullshit body analysis videos of her interrogation comes out
I don't need to analyze nobody's gait, watch me be completely and 100% correct using zero effort while the true crime types spend 23 hours a day pouring over irrelevant bullshit
I want to believe. But my occam's razor guess is it's just some loony who either knew who she was and wanted money or a killer.
Hmm, I would submit that rich person killed by relatives for money is actually the simplest explanation. Rando chud types usually aim for higher-caliber Nancies, like the Pelosi kind. lol remember the "where's nancy!!???" guy?
Rich old white ladies named Nancy are quaking in their boots rn