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[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 161 points 6 months ago

I don’t think he’ he’d be a good Gandalf anyways

nothing against him, but what we got was perfect. 

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 79 points 6 months ago

It's hard for me to imagine anyone else in any of the roles. They are all such perfect fits.

[-] flatplutosociety@lemmy.world 60 points 6 months ago

Gollum should've been played by Nicolas Cage. With no VFX or makeup.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 months ago

Also Willem Dafoe with a bald cap could pull it off.

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

"I'm something of a hoarder myself ... but only for this precious ring!"

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

I'm currently watching the Mandalore gaming video on Ring and this sounds like an Alberich line.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Or Steve Buscemi

[-] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 months ago
[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

"Mm! You! You ... come to me! You come to me because ... you're mine, right? Precious! PRECIOUS! I'm talking to you!"

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

i really don't think anyone else could pull off the german neoclassicallism of the role

[-] KneeTitts@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

SC would have been awful as Gandalf to be honest

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Could've been worse. Could've been Steven Segal.

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 5 months ago

We musht go through the minesh of Moria.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 77 points 6 months ago

That reminds me of how Will Smith turned down Neo in The Matrix because he thought Wild Wild West was the safer bet.

[-] ieGod@lemmy.zip 51 points 6 months ago

He would have been an awful Neo. Bullet dodged for everyone.

[-] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 35 points 6 months ago

Imagine all the matrix themed rap songs that were missing out on tho

[-] datavoid@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago

Jazzy Jeff feat. Powerman 5000

[-] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago

Ok I wanna see that collaboration!

[-] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 15 points 6 months ago
[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 months ago

Honestly, the only good decision he's made lately was to not appear in the Independence Day sequel.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

i'm gonna be honest looking at will smith's career the good decisions were ones other people made

[-] AEsheron@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Honestly though, I agree with him. WWW definitely is the safer bet on paper. But safer doesn't mean foolproof, and the risky ventures sometimes are the most profitable. Making the worse move doesn't necessarily mean you made the incorrect one.

[-] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 3 points 5 months ago

Have you heard Kevin Smith's story about WWW?

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I haven't and would like to be enlightened.

[-] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You're going to enjoy this, I think (ignore the titles of the videos, this is definitely what @maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone was referring to, and the context makes the bit about WWW so much better:

https://youtu.be/Wo2KB1dEDdk
https://youtu.be/53hMYw8LX60

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Thanks! I'll check it out now.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

It seems like my client removed the ability to edit? I can't find it, anyway.

Regardless, that was entertaining. Thank you for the links.

[-] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

You're welcome!

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 6 months ago

Yeah, but in the third act he got to fight a giant spider. Do you know anything about spiders? They're the fiercest killers in the insect kingdom.

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

They're not in the insect kingdom.

[-] DreadPirateSnuggles@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 months ago

They broke in, because they are the fiercest killer.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago
[-] silasmariner@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago

Dragonflies would like a word

[-] flatplutosociety@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago

He would've been awful. Connery was good at playing smarmy dickheads, but he was kind of ass any time he wasn't playing a smarmy dickhead.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This is why his performance in The Rock is pitch perfect.

[-] flatplutosociety@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Exactly. He may not have been a great actor in terms of range or depth of character, but no one else is delivering a line like "Losers whine about doing their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen" like that.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

You shall not pash

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