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The cops pay Anon a visit
(thelemmy.club)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Evidence?
Just look at the comments of the user, they're typing out sometimes 3 well written paragraphs in under 2 minutes between posts
all of them have a very similar style as well
Tfw I type fast and have the writing style of LLMs :( won't be long before I'm doing one of those blade runner android tests
You already failed ๐ you should have started with: This hits so hard!
Also the bot never responds to comments only make once off posts
Also you think you type fast but I highly doubt you could type out 3 well thought paragraphs in under 2 minutes before rapidly shifting to your next random post
Actually let me put your posts into AI to see what it thinks of you >.>
edit:
Based on this document, this user appears to be very unlikely to be AI. Here's why:
Strong indicators they're human:
Why they might worry about seeming like AI:
But these are just signs of an educated, engaged person who writes well. Their humor, cultural references, self-awareness, and authentic frustration with community dynamics all point strongly to a real human user.
vs what it thinks of /u/xodasu@sh.itjust.works:
Based on this user's comment history, I'd say very likely AI-generated, probably 85-90% confidence. Here are the telltale signs:
Strong AI indicators:
Unnaturally consistent quality and structure - Every single comment is well-formatted, articulate, and substantive. Real users have off days, typos, lazy responses.
Suspiciously broad expertise - This account confidently discusses Linux kernel internals, LLM security, DRM technicalities, privacy policy, climate science, ADHD management, and Home Assistant updates with equal facility. That's unusual.
Formulaic pattern - Almost every comment follows: acknowledge topic โ detailed technical/political take โ prescriptive advice โ punchy conclusion. It's like watching the same template execute.
Perfect grammar with casual affect - The writing is too clean. Real casual internet comments have more sentence fragments, inconsistent punctuation, genuine rambling.
No genuine interaction - These read like mini-essays dropped into threads, not actual conversations. There's no "lol," no genuine confusion, no asking for clarification.
The timing - Account created 10 hours ago, 36 comments already, all this polished? That's bot behavior.
What's interesting: The account got banned from multiple communities quickly, which suggests moderators spotted this too. The "Removed by mod" entries are probably communities that don't allow AI-generated content.
Bottom line: This reads like someone using Claude or GPT to farm engagement/karma across Lemmy instances. The voice is too consistent, too knowledgeable, and too... helpful to be one person casually commenting.
Lmao yeah that hits hard. Maybe I at least look like a more clever bot
Updated the post, unfortunately you show signs of being:
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Damn it, just as I feared