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[-] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 months ago

“Nothing else in his apartment“? No towel, sock or Kleenex?

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 17 points 2 months ago

He swallows each load. Recycling!

[-] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

What are you hinting at? Not so sure what you mean.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

He says (quite clearly) that the reason for the lack of paper products to wick up the semen is because the man drinks his own semen, he goes on further likening this practice to recycling.

I hope I was of assistance.

[-] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Ah. I wasn’t thinking about THAT in my original question.

[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 months ago
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