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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned
(www.hindustantimes.com)
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I can't believe being a billionaire wasn't enough for this man, he was still insecure that he felt the need to buy a bigger dick.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but women don't need a gorilla sized dick! They need you to eat them out! (this guy had a wife. We need to ask men if they crave gorilla dicks)
(Gorillas have tiny dicks)
oh my, what's a big dicked beast that would be better suited for this?
Donkey, horse.
No, no... you want a penis that can really do things. You want prehensile! See cetaceans and elephants for more details.