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Elon claims he rejected Epsteins invitations to visit his island, but the released files show he was BEGGING to go - And it seems like Epstein was letting him down gently (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 months ago by BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Oh whoops so sorry Elon actually you can't come anyway

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[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 75 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Edit: apparently this one is fake, but the OP is real

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 75 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

> Be me
> Le Elon Musk
> tired of fapping
> Wanna go Epsteinerinos islando to le molest some qtπs
> write chad "YO Epstein IT'S FINNA BE EPIC AMIRITE??"
> le Epstein is all like
"Y U NO understand you can't talk so loud about the ladieees. No me gusta"
> be me
> le Elon Musk
> forever alone FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU