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We will NOT be taking about the dick cap and that is non negotiable folks
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The only thing I want to talk about is the dick cap and that's not negotiable. What the hell is even the purpose of that? Just pure extravagance?
All the cool kids in the next life are doing it. Do you wanna be the only one in the underworld without dick bling? I didn't think so.
I never even knew about a gold dick cap, but now I want to be rich, just so I can have one.
Do you think all those Sociopathic Oligarch walk around with gold dick caps? I'll bet they do. They certainly will after they hear about this.
I'll bet they'll want a whole collection of gold dick caps, with different designs and whatnot. Probably custom ones with their name engraved on it, maybe bedazzled with jewels. I'm going into the gold dick cap business, it's gonna be YUGE!
Lol thank you for this response. It made my morning better ๐
"Hey, Baby, wanna see my gold dick cap? It's custom, on accounta it's big, if you know what I mean."
It is placed very far away so people who dig you up think you have a big schlong while secretly you had a micropenis.