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It do be like that (thelemmy.club)

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[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

if you avoid Java most other languages have sane build systems.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm stuck with Java. What build system can I use that isn't cursed?

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

I’m sorry, it’s terminal.

Your only option is to put all code in one file and not use dependencies.

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