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I'm sick, so I'm stumbling around my house open mouthed and gasping for air and sucked down a goddamned mosquito.

It's fucking January in the northern hemisphere. Mosquitoes should be a non-starter. Instead I'm sick, the earth is shitting the bed, and I just inhaled a fucking mosquito.

Thanks Obama.

ETA I had a piece of mosquito stuck between my gap teeth. Life is no longer worth living.

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[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

I am so tired of it being warm

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah I imagine once this cold snap ends it'll probably be like 60 in February and climate change will be like hey remember me?

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