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I'm sick, so I'm stumbling around my house open mouthed and gasping for air and sucked down a goddamned mosquito.

It's fucking January in the northern hemisphere. Mosquitoes should be a non-starter. Instead I'm sick, the earth is shitting the bed, and I just inhaled a fucking mosquito.

Thanks Obama.

ETA I had a piece of mosquito stuck between my gap teeth. Life is no longer worth living.

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[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

There are actually pretty nasty swarms of mosquitos and flies in the Greenland tundra during the summer. They love the bog. It's Iceland that didn't have mosquitos. Greenland has more native mammals to feast on

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

I think then it was first time in winter.

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