At this point there are so many scandals and so many dead cats that I can't tell them apart. Greenland is obviously a distraction because he's already played it several times, even in his first presidency. I can't tell if kidnapping a foreign official was a distraction or something he's using Greenland to distract from. Epstein is the only thing I'm sure he wants us to forget. ICE is a great distraction, but it also seems like he wants us to ignore it for a bit while they gain strength and march towards their goals. Piracy/war with various countries is obviously profitable, but also seems to be getting milked as a distraction.

It seems more like they're just trying to fatigue us with constant atrocities, like the Andor quote.