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One Million Cannibal Ants Trapped in Soviet Nuclear Bunker Have Escaped
(www.newsweek.com)
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this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2026
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That's a brand new sentence right there, it has never been uttered by anyone before
This sounds like a great idea for a lemmy instance.
Not even the greatest story writer could come up with this.