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One Million Cannibal Ants Trapped in Soviet Nuclear Bunker Have Escaped (www.newsweek.com)

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[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 42 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Great, now we're going to have mutated radioactive giant cannibal ants roaming the countryside.

Honey, get me the .375 H&H Elephant gun.

[-] engywook@programming.dev 14 points 2 weeks ago

Let's just hope they don't make it to the ass-blaster stage

[-] Bazell@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

Nahh, rifles would not be effective. We need this:

[-] UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

I know what I'm watching this weekend

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