nat_turner_overdrive comments on Hexbear, various lemmy libs want to know, do you unironically support Trump? Sorry for the tedious question and thanks if you bother to answer it lol. If you do respond please be kinda serious.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 170 points 3 years ago (6 children)

every american president is a war criminal and should be dug up and tried posthumously for their crimes against humanity

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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 62 points 3 years ago (1 child)

Every president needs a Cadaver Synod which results in the hand they swore on the Bible to be removed and their exhumed corpses thrown into the river Potomac.

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[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 42 points 3 years ago (2 children)

that would just poison the water working people in the area rely on. better to dump them into some ravine to be eaten by bugs.

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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 39 points 3 years ago (1 child)

You'd poison the bugs and anything else that eats bugs.

Throw them in a volcano.

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[+] kneel_before_yakub@hexbear.net 28 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (1 child)

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[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 24 points 3 years ago (1 child)

how about shooting them into the sun?

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[–] Indifference_Engine@hexbear.net 21 points 3 years ago (1 child)

That can get expensive pretty quickly, how about we just chuck them in the dumpster behind the 7-11?

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[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 16 points 3 years ago (2 children)

we can just batch them all, living and dead, into a single capsule so we only need a single launch.

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[–] RustyVenture@hexbear.net 12 points 3 years ago

And nothing of value would have been lost in the event of a catastrophic launch failure. free-real-estate

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[–] drhead@hexbear.net 6 points 3 years ago (1 child)

Unfortunately the delta-v requirements for a solar "landing" are already absurd (think having an entire Saturn V in orbit, and that still not being enough). How about conscripting them into being the brave astronauts on the Voyager 3 mission, where they will journey aimlessly outside of our solar system? A rocket capable of putting a man on Mars would be very easily capable of yeeting a man out of the solar system.

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[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 6 points 3 years ago

ngl, hadn't done the math but it surprises me that it's easier to get to the outer solar system than to perform a solar "landing". we don't need to include an oxygen tank, right? should save some weight so they craft can get further from any planets -- wouldn't want to pollute Mars or something by accident.

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