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Hexbear, various lemmy libs want to know, do you unironically support Trump? Sorry for the tedious question and thanks if you bother to answer it lol. If you do respond please be kinda serious. (lemmy.ml)
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no need to write an essay or anything

some libs and baby leftists are kinda baffled by the trump banter here and don't know what's serious and what's irony

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[–] 62 points 3 years ago (1 child)

Every president needs a Cadaver Synod which results in the hand they swore on the Bible to be removed and their exhumed corpses thrown into the river Potomac.

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  • [–] 42 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    that would just poison the water working people in the area rely on. better to dump them into some ravine to be eaten by bugs.

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  • [–] 39 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    You'd poison the bugs and anything else that eats bugs.

    Throw them in a volcano.

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  • [+] 28 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (1 child)
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  • [–] 24 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    how about shooting them into the sun?

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  • [–] 21 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    That can get expensive pretty quickly, how about we just chuck them in the dumpster behind the 7-11?

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  • [–] 16 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    we can just batch them all, living and dead, into a single capsule so we only need a single launch.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Unfortunately the delta-v requirements for a solar "landing" are already absurd (think having an entire Saturn V in orbit, and that still not being enough). How about conscripting them into being the brave astronauts on the Voyager 3 mission, where they will journey aimlessly outside of our solar system? A rocket capable of putting a man on Mars would be very easily capable of yeeting a man out of the solar system.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago

    ngl, hadn't done the math but it surprises me that it's easier to get to the outer solar system than to perform a solar "landing". we don't need to include an oxygen tank, right? should save some weight so they craft can get further from any planets -- wouldn't want to pollute Mars or something by accident.

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