I don't even remember the specific thread, but one time I read about an updated zoomer-era version of Full Metal Jacket where the main character was named Private Jokerfied. 
I still find that funny, smile and chuckle and all, and I can't make it not-funny so I just roll with it. 
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something about prigo's whole existence is funny to me
just some weird russian thumbcop/gammon hybrid screaming about generals, running the world's shittest coup, being seemingly given more leeway than anyone would deserve and then still trying to fly into russia and fucking dying. amazing stuff