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[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sign a 5-year contract for one baby a month, outsource the first 8 deliverables at a loss while using the time to ramp up production staggered such that it produces a baby on a monthly basis. /s

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

"You can have ten babies a year for five years, but the first baby will be delivered at the age of four and he'll have 20 siblings in the next three weeks"

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