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Risa: Your Home Away from Spacedock
Welcome to Risa
All the pleasure of shore leave, none of the holodeck glitches.
Rule 1 — Be Civil, Not Klingon
This is a vacation planet, not the neutral zone.
- No harassment, brigading, or trolling
- No bigotry
- Keep the banter playful, not hostile
Rule 2 — No Prohibited Cargo
Some things aren’t welcome aboard.
- No spam or scams
- No porn or sexually explicit content
- No illegal content
- NSFW memes must be properly tagged
Rule 3 — Keep It Trek
Posts should be Star Trek memes or Trek-adjacent humor.
- Crossovers are fine
- Low-effort “unrelated” memes may be spaced out the nearest airlock
Rule 4 — Gatekeeping Belongs in a Black Hole
You’re welcome to have your own opinions on what counts as “real” Star Trek but forcing your view on others or pretending it’s the only valid one? That’s not the Starfleet way.
Everyone’s Trek is valid, from TOS purists to Lower Decks shitposters, and you don't get to dictate what is real or not for everyone.
If you see a post that violates the rules, or that doesn't inspire Jamaharon, report it so the mods can handle it.
Otherwise grab a horga’hn, order a Risan Mai Tai, and enjoy your shore leave.

My headcanon of Sec31, is that the Federation hasn't figured out what to do about sociopaths yet so they do what any government does to its sociopaths: tell them they're the good guys and make them spies. Except the Federation is actually evolved beyond that so they just make Sec31 teams chase each other, each team thinking it is chasing some existential threat when really its just another team of sec31 chasing some threat, thinking they are being pursued by the enemy
Didn't they mention some mental cure in Dagger of the Mind? (Sorry, it's been a long time since I've seen TOS.)
You could be right! That's why it's headcanon, I don't have to check against actual canon
Also, presumably/hopefully, all of this is happening safe inside a holodeck.