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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Paul info within

spoilerTo keep Paul alive for a long time you can put newlines in front and the newlines get removed before the food does, but it doesn't overfeed.

even with the above I couldn't ever find a video of length 24:45. the youtube timers are all a second or two off. I wasn't gonna upload one, so my final solution was (youtube url was incorrect)

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I created a video of the correct length using the Windows built-in video editor and uploaded that. The problem is, to get this right, the link cannot have roman numerals (except for I and V) and the atomic weights cannot be too high.

So I kept re-uploading until I had a URL without roman numerals and without high atomic weights.

And then I took too long thinking about the next thing, even though it was trivial, and that dumb chicken starved.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I created a video of the correct length using the Windows built-in video editor and uploaded that.

That's the spirit.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

to avoid paul starving just do what I put in my spoiler! you seem more driven than me. I'm not gonna spend time uploading youtube videos lol