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Man thrusts American flag through another man’s head at Sonic, Oklahoma cops say (www.kansascity.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Guys, I think it's past due that you invest a gun that shoots American flags.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah I want an American flag that shoots bullets, man!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why not both? A gun that shoots American flags that shoots bullets.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

And the bullets shoot recursion!