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Am I just deceived? I think I might love him?

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Do we get to keep his boats?

He has at least 6. Maybe we can get HL3 if we say we want it to take place entirely on a giant yacht... 🤔

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Okay, I hear you. But if you were a billionaire, wouldn't YOU buy six boats? PLEASE try to lie and claim otherwise.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

The fuck would I or anyone for that matter do with more than 1 boat? Honestly?

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 5 months ago

Play the XL version of Battleship™.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Well, you'd have SIX boats. So 6x as much of whatever boat stuff you imagine, I guess.

[-] HubertManne@piefed.social 3 points 5 months ago

oh yeah. I like the boat stuff.

[-] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

Unless you want to live on a yacht, I could see owning 0-1 and just chartering ships when I feel like it

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 5 months ago

Do spaceships count as boats?

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

It's a "ship," I'd say it counts.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Yeah, it's right there in the name. So 5 boats and 1 spaceship MIGHT be okay, that's apparently what I believe tonight.

[-] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 5 months ago

Is that boats inside of boats or completely seperate. I can't see ore than 3. Spare boat and emergency boat in the off chance both are down.

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