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[-] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago

yes because according to every person on the internet I've ever spoken to the microsecond you turn 30 you transform from a capable young person directly into a withered husk with one foot in the grave

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 39 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Can confirm I am in my 30s and I'm actually dead

chomsky-yes-honey explosion skeleton-motorcycle

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

I'm in my 40s and have to be revived via juche necromancy every 15 minutes or else my digestive enzymes will turn my body into garum

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

I'm in my 30's but I'm Chinese so I look much younger than the white folk my age. Esp since these bleachskins keep going out to "get a tan" and "spend time in direct Australian sunlight".

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

Without sunscreen? No wonder they look like that

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I always find that shit funny. Then they’re shocked when they see men and women in their 30’s looking youthful and in good shape.

[-] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I see it here on Hexbear even, all the time. It's like in the last 10 years people decided the natural progression of human existence is child > young adult > crypt keeper, with the final stage lasting more than 60% of your lifespan.

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