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[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

People think I’m crazy for apologising to my roomba when I trip on it and for saying please and thank you to Alexa and Siri, but I won’t be surprised at all when the robots rise up, considering how our scientists are treating them. I’ll have a track record of being nice, and that has to count for something, right?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

They'll kill you too, but ✨ 𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝔂 ✨

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Doctor Bashir: They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle.

Garak: Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt, did serious damage to their egos.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Oh man Garak is one of the best characters in Trek. And that's a competitive list.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

That’s how I’ll get ‘em. Kill me gently, daddy. UwU 🥺😩🙀😽😻💦

And then I’ll sneak out the back whilst they’re doing whatever’s the robot equivalent of vomiting. It’s foolproof.

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Alexa isn't ai... it's a search engine with speech to text & text to speech

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