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[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 48 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Roughly accurate transcription it seems:

Text of above[01:11:01] well, wi-fi radiation is, does all kinds of bad things, including causing cancer.

[01:11:10] wi-fi radiation causes cancer.

[01:11:11] yeah, from your cell phone. i mean, there's cell phone tumor, tumors, you know, that, i mean,

[01:11:15] i'm representing hundreds of people who have cell phone tumors behind the ear. it's always on the

[01:11:20] ear that you favor with your cell phone. and, you know, we have the science. so if anybody

[01:11:27] lets us in front of a jury, it will be over. you know, we-

[01:11:30] so what is the number? because a lot of people use cell phones.

[01:11:32] there's a lot of people with it. they're glioblastomas. that's the kind of cancers that

[01:11:37] they get. but cancer's not the worst thing. they also, you know, it opens up,

[01:11:42] wi-fi radiation opens up your blood-brain barrier. and so all these toxins that are in your body can

[01:11:49] now go into your brain.

[01:11:50] how does wi-fi radiation open up your blood-brain barrier?

[01:11:54] yeah, now you're going beyond my expertise. but what-

[01:12:00] there are, there are, i'm going to use a number here and you're going to think it's hyperbole,

[01:12:05] but it's not. there are tens of thousands of studies that show the horrendous danger of wi-fi

[01:12:12] radiation. and-

[01:12:15] so this is wi-fi that's in this room?

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 4 months ago

Would love to see these tens of thousands of studies that show the danger

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

Now you've gone beyond my university's subscriptions.

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 months ago

are those tens of thousands of studies in the room with us right now?

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Are they speaking to you now?

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

"You're going to think it's hyperbole, but that's only because it is hyperbole."

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