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Maxwell House to rebrand as Maxwell Apartment (www.gcrmag.com)

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[-] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

To celebrate the limited-time rebrand, the company is offering consumers a 12-month “lease” of Maxwell Apartment coffee, which is designed save coffee lovers across the United States money. For less than US$40, consumers can stock their pantry with a full year of coffee to save coffee enthusiasts more than US$1000 annually.

Sucks to not have room for it in their apartments

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 6 points 7 months ago

I'm surprised they can legally call it coffee.

[-] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I presumed it was short for “house blend”. The hotel history is arguably more worthy of consumption

[-] luciferofastora@feddit.org 3 points 7 months ago

Hold on, the coffee was named for a hotel that hosted the KKK before it was even done?

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 points 7 months ago

Honestly that deal sounds amazing. My office has a Keurig and pods are stupidly pricey. I bought a coffee maker and probably spend $100 for shitty grinded coffee a year.

Unfortunately, Maxwell House gives me headaches.

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