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[–] 6 points 1 year ago (6 children)

we were designed by slime mold that's what it comes down to

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)
  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    i mean i do get rather euphoric when i'm around my wife, what with all those wife spores she emits constantly

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Your wife cultivating their own microsphere and convectively creates airflows to disperse their spores?
    Great wife material, you must be an adequate substrate.

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