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[-] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 15 points 4 months ago

Listen, some day I will need to hook up a dot matrix printer.

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

If it's a differential SCSI printer that only works under OS/2, I think have that somewhere...

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

To print data off my Zip drive.

[-] oddlyqueer@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

When the apocalypse comes I will of course let people use my stores of micro USB and VGA cables, but I'm gonna be real smug about it.

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