▲ 499 ▼ Anon buys a car (sh.itjust.works) submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works 60 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 107 points 11 months ago (5 children) They would know exactly who he is walking back into that dealership the next day permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [+] finitebanjo@piefed.world 169 points 11 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 69 points 11 months ago (2 children) Worked at a gas station in my early 20s and met my fair share of "you have to make business with me" people. They live in a very different and very weird world, coincidentally that mindset is usually combined with a very obnoxious personality in general. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago (1 child) Here's a secret... THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS AN ASSHOLE permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DacoTaco@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 child) That means youre an arsehole too tbh. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago You don't have to be a customer if you just steal everything you need. [Smart guy meme] permalink fedilink source parent [–] discostjohn@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago Somehow I don't think that's a coincidence permalink fedilink source parent [–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 11 months ago (1 child) what if his friend walked in instead and bought the car for him? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago Would make more sense for the friend to buy the car and return it, otherwise you still have to change the owner of the car permalink fedilink source parent [–] PhilipTheBucket@quokk.au 56 points 11 months ago (2 children) If he just had his buddy do the second part of the story instead, it would have been believable. But, it would have missed the emotional payoff that way. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago* (1 child) would only work if buying in full and would still require a messy title transfer and taxes when he gives the vehicle over. the best way would be to have the non-buyer do the first part then the person that actually wants it do the second. that said, it would still probably give you a big hit to your credit score unless buying outright, and if you can afford to buy the cat in cash you probably don't need to be running two man cons for a discount in the first place. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LoreleiSankTheShip@lemmy.ml 1 point 11 months ago I mean, depending on the price of the car, the discount could very well be worth it, regardless of how much money you already have. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 11 months ago And it would've required him to have a buddy in the first place permalink fedilink source parent [–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 30 points 11 months ago That's the joke permalink fedilink source parent [–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 11 months ago Especially when you returned a car. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago You mean 29 days later, when he gets a car at 1/4 price permalink fedilink source parent
[+] finitebanjo@piefed.world 169 points 11 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 69 points 11 months ago (2 children) Worked at a gas station in my early 20s and met my fair share of "you have to make business with me" people. They live in a very different and very weird world, coincidentally that mindset is usually combined with a very obnoxious personality in general. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago (1 child) Here's a secret... THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS AN ASSHOLE permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DacoTaco@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 child) That means youre an arsehole too tbh. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago You don't have to be a customer if you just steal everything you need. [Smart guy meme] permalink fedilink source parent [–] discostjohn@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago Somehow I don't think that's a coincidence permalink fedilink source parent [–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 11 months ago (1 child) what if his friend walked in instead and bought the car for him? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago Would make more sense for the friend to buy the car and return it, otherwise you still have to change the owner of the car permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 69 points 11 months ago (2 children) Worked at a gas station in my early 20s and met my fair share of "you have to make business with me" people. They live in a very different and very weird world, coincidentally that mindset is usually combined with a very obnoxious personality in general. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago (1 child) Here's a secret... THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS AN ASSHOLE permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DacoTaco@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 child) That means youre an arsehole too tbh. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago You don't have to be a customer if you just steal everything you need. [Smart guy meme] permalink fedilink source parent [–] discostjohn@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago Somehow I don't think that's a coincidence permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago (1 child) Here's a secret... THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS AN ASSHOLE permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DacoTaco@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 child) That means youre an arsehole too tbh. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago You don't have to be a customer if you just steal everything you need. [Smart guy meme] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DacoTaco@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 child) That means youre an arsehole too tbh. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago You don't have to be a customer if you just steal everything you need. [Smart guy meme] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago You don't have to be a customer if you just steal everything you need. [Smart guy meme] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] discostjohn@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago Somehow I don't think that's a coincidence permalink fedilink source parent
[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 11 months ago (1 child) what if his friend walked in instead and bought the car for him? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago Would make more sense for the friend to buy the car and return it, otherwise you still have to change the owner of the car permalink fedilink source parent
[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago Would make more sense for the friend to buy the car and return it, otherwise you still have to change the owner of the car permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PhilipTheBucket@quokk.au 56 points 11 months ago (2 children) If he just had his buddy do the second part of the story instead, it would have been believable. But, it would have missed the emotional payoff that way. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago* (1 child) would only work if buying in full and would still require a messy title transfer and taxes when he gives the vehicle over. the best way would be to have the non-buyer do the first part then the person that actually wants it do the second. that said, it would still probably give you a big hit to your credit score unless buying outright, and if you can afford to buy the cat in cash you probably don't need to be running two man cons for a discount in the first place. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LoreleiSankTheShip@lemmy.ml 1 point 11 months ago I mean, depending on the price of the car, the discount could very well be worth it, regardless of how much money you already have. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 11 months ago And it would've required him to have a buddy in the first place permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago* (1 child) would only work if buying in full and would still require a messy title transfer and taxes when he gives the vehicle over. the best way would be to have the non-buyer do the first part then the person that actually wants it do the second. that said, it would still probably give you a big hit to your credit score unless buying outright, and if you can afford to buy the cat in cash you probably don't need to be running two man cons for a discount in the first place. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LoreleiSankTheShip@lemmy.ml 1 point 11 months ago I mean, depending on the price of the car, the discount could very well be worth it, regardless of how much money you already have. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LoreleiSankTheShip@lemmy.ml 1 point 11 months ago I mean, depending on the price of the car, the discount could very well be worth it, regardless of how much money you already have. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 11 months ago And it would've required him to have a buddy in the first place permalink fedilink source parent
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 30 points 11 months ago That's the joke permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 11 months ago Especially when you returned a car. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago You mean 29 days later, when he gets a car at 1/4 price permalink fedilink source parent