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Anon buys a car (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago

Here's a secret...

THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS AN ASSHOLE

[-] DacoTaco@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

That means youre an arsehole too tbh.

[-] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago

You don't have to be a customer if you just steal everything you need. [Smart guy meme]

this post was submitted on 14 Sep 2025

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