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Anon buys a car
(sh.itjust.works)
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Worked at a gas station in my early 20s and met my fair share of "you have to make business with me" people. They live in a very different and very weird world, coincidentally that mindset is usually combined with a very obnoxious personality in general.
Here's a secret...
THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS AN ASSHOLE
That means youre an arsehole too tbh.
You don't have to be a customer if you just steal everything you need. [Smart guy meme]
Somehow I don't think that's a coincidence
what if his friend walked in instead and bought the car for him?
Would make more sense for the friend to buy the car and return it, otherwise you still have to change the owner of the car