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Elon Musk to Take on Microsoft With 'Macrohard'
(www.pcmag.com)
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But is Elon alone at any time? He travels with a very tight security detail. I am willing to bet there is always someone around him almost all the time, meaning if he does take a good hit of ketamine and the tiles on his bathroom won't slow down he won't drown. Someone will come to his aid.
Elon Musk will be alone until the day he dies. It doesn't matter how many people he pays to surround him.
He will always be alone.
He will never know a friend.
He should give up. Now.
He will always be alone.
Correct in all the ways that count. But not physically alone, and the livelihood and career of the slave bodyguards he keeps will be negatively affected if they let him drown in his bathtub due to a ketamine OD.