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Superman Toe Nails (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 60 points 4 days ago

Fake he lasers off his toe nails. You think any earth metal could cut Superman's nails? Gafaw

[-] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago

I think there was a comic where kryptonite based grooming tools were shown.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

Lolz I was just guessing and being a dork. I guess that's interesting though.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

No, 99% of the time, it's laser vision. But kryptonite did show up once or twice.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

probably a little blue kryptonite, the blue turns off his powers, the green one makes him sick.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

We just don't talk about the red one and it's tingling effect.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I thought it was pink kryptonite that we don't talk about.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I distinctly remember some rendition of Superman where they showed him "shaving" by reflecting his laser/heat vision off of a mirror.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

You think he does this for his asshole hair?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

What did superman's hair do to you?

this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2025
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