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there's no escape! brew another cup!
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I bet it uses ffmpeg...
I read that as ffmpreg, and I thought it was some new ao3 trope where two girls impregnate a guy or something.
No no, ffmpeg is completely different! It refers to two women pegging a man.
That is horrible! How ridiculous and just horrible! What’s the url so I know what to stay away from?
I don't know what the url is, but I remember as a wee child exploring the internet before pictures were quick to load, and the text was all we had, finding a story about a wife discovering her husband sexting with another woman. They proceeded to surprise him, and yes, a strap-on was pulled from a bag. The only phrase from the story that I can recall was him describing it as a telephone pole being shoved up his ass.
...I've never been able to find it again. If you find such a thing, don't ever let it escape you.
I volunteer as tribute! (Anything, anything, is worth having two girls blow you. My god, it's full of stars.)
i have some news for you as to what pegging is
I say again, I volunteer as tribute! I'll take a pineapple in the ass if that what it takes to get blown my two women again.
good news, then!
That does not have to be a contradiction
Least brainrotted fediverse user
https://codeberg.org/gruf/go-ffmpreg
Close. Final Fantasy 1000. It's a game that's fallen through a time hole from the future and contains technology that can do absolutely anything to anyone, including that.
Why? It's a nineteenth-stage capitalist thing. Something about gods of wealth, insatiable hunger and first-borns.
I wanted to propose that WH40K make a new Chaos God of Capitalism...and then I thought about for 5 seconds and realized they did. The Emperor. The Emperor is a god of capitalism. Which is an interesting (to me) perspective on the franchise. So, thanks for that random completely unrelated Lemmy comment.