Imadethis

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I have no idea where I'm at, because the difference between a 9 and a 7, or a 4 and a 7, doesn't really get into my mind much. I think some of my kinks would get me banned from places, but they're mostly fantasy. They would never happen in real life. So does that make me a 10, or am I only a 5 because I set hard limits and know I don't want those things, only to imagine them?

...now, that being said, if there was some way to experience something and recover (so no permanent injuries, physical OR mental), I'd try just about everything. I know I wouldn't like everything, but I'd try it just to say I had.

Anyway, peg me about a 7. Between the occasional furry fling (and all the craziness drawn art can get up to, whoah), deepthroating 13" dildos, and my libido, I'd say I'm pretty perverted.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, or at least, not necessarily. Physically, I like females smaller than me and males bigger than me, and some other odd quirks that are definitely different between the sexes. Redheads and blondes drive me wild, for example, if they're women, but turn me off in men. Give me black hair and dark eyes that frame a kissable male mouth...mm.

Mentally/personality is about the same for desire though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think it might rearrange chest muscles... It's an intercoccal boob missile.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I remember the chair leg. It was obviously gross and dirty though. Door knobs and the round balls on top of bed posts (not the ceiling height kind, but the waist levels) were also fair game.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Haha, no! I've always followed the pre-social-media-selling-our-info advice of no real names, and definitely no pictures. In person meetings or bust!

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and bust? Hmm, decisions.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It's been a while since I last talked about it, but I had hit my limit with the deepthroating because of the size of my dildo. The horse cock was just a little too large to get down the throat, so I went and got a slightly smaller diameter one that is just a tad longer. It definitely gets into the esophagus now.

Sadly, I don't know if the physical limit has been reached. :( I can't quite comfortably thrust in and out without triggering the gag reflex. I've worked on it a few times, but no improvements yet. Also, sadly, I don't really have anyone to brag to about it. Practicing deepthroating definitely doesn't come up in casual conversations with friends and coworkers, lmao.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If you can stomach going back to reddit, or using one of the front-ends that still work, the old bad dragon subreddit had a list of dozens or hundreds of manufacturers. Pick one that looks enticing, is a size you can like, and that has good reviews so you know you're not buying poor quality.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Well if you weren't so far away... ;)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I mentioned last week that I was getting obsessed with deep-throating. It turns out I either had a weak gag reflex to begin with, or you can train it away quickly if you're dedicated. I can hold the normal penis sized dildo nearly indefinitely, though breathing around it is difficult. I also managed, after a lot of tries, to fully engulf the chance I was trying for. Now I just need to find someone with a 9" or more dick to see what practice can do. Or maybe not. Shyness is difficult to overcome, apps just want all of your data to sell, and I'm not going back to reddit to find someone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Formal writing for an essay or research paper? Baaad.

For the purpose of placing emphasis or highlighting a way of speaking in fiction? It can be okay.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Progress on the oral? Some. I feel more confident with it. On the deepthroating? None. :(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I don't think I've quite got that sort of capacity. It would be a pretty good experience to try something interesting though. Kirby breathes fire if he eats fire... I wonder if I could convince someone to drizzle jalapeno juice on themselves. The burn in the mouth and throat from being face-fucked, with the usual fun? Are penises sensitive to capsaicin?

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