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[-] varmint@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

She is phasing through that countertop...

[-] varmint@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

Also how is she taking a mirror selfie there?

[-] IncensedCedar@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

Do you not have a kitchen mirror?

[-] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

Unexpected James Acaster

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 8 points 10 months ago

Idk how y'all fuck in the kitchen without kitchen mirror

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

maybe she's taking a picture of you while you take that picture of her?

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

Now that's some real intimacy right there!

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

"Chat with me and we'll become as close as my thighs and this countertop"

also

"For texts hotter than those burners that would make direct contact with your cookware, and are way off-center for some reason..."

[-] iie@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

I like the sink faucet that points straight up

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