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For this Wednesday Super Slop Night, first up is Riders of Justice (2020), an action-comedy about a group of Danish dudes who become convinced that a train crash was the fault of some secret bad guys, and they go on a roaring rampage of revenge together. Unfortunately for them, they are new to this whole action-hero thing, and make many bumbling errors along the way. What if living out your own action-movie fantasy was a form of therapy? This movie aims to show just that. This is the best-known and best-regarded work of director Anders Thomas Jensen to date.

After that is The Princess Diaries (2001), the story of a frumpy teenage girl (Anne Hathaway) who unexpectedly finds herself the heir to a fictional European monarchy, and her subsequent training to become the perfect class enemy. Will she succeed, or will she go back to being a normal girl? The suspense is killing me. Director Garry Marshall is better known for the Julia Roberts vehicle Pretty Woman (1990). Letterboxd loves this movie, so let’s give it a whirl.

We’ll start at 8PM EST on Blorptube, right here:

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Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd:

• Riders of Justice: https://letterboxd.com/film/riders-of-justice/
• The Princess Diaries: https://letterboxd.com/film/the-princess-diaries/

Doesthedogdie.com links:

• Riders of Justice: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/784910
• The Princess Diaries: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/12115

CWs for Riders of Justice:

• Domestic violence.
• Implied sexual assault. Not depicted.
• Someone struggles to breathe.
• Broken bones.
• Finger mutilation.
• Torture.
• Death of parent.
• Kidnapping.
• Vomiting.
• Hospital scene.
• Self-harm.
• Violent mentally-ill person.
• Anxiety attacks.
• Homophobia.
• Ableism.
• Fat jokes.
• Hate speech.
• Incest.
• Discussion of sex.
• Someone is told that Santa is not real.
• Blood and gore.
• Gun violence.

CWs for The Princess Diaries:

• Sexual assault: a man forcibly kisses the protagonist.
• Death of parent.
• Monarchism.
• Natural bodies of water.
• Vomiting.
• Body dysmorphia.
• Jump scares.
• Someone is watched without their knowledge.
• Honking horns.
• Screeching tires.
• Car crash.

Links to movies:

• Riders of Justice: https://tankie.tube/w/oL3e9VQPX2Y83Ma3K8Aw1S
• The Princess Diaries: https://tankie.tube/w/tWWrvVJAhvMxnQPc22bELC