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[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

What sort of horrendously overpowered bidet do you have that can push through the sphincter like that?! And more importantly...

Where can I buy one?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Quite a few of the cheaper ones that just have a solid stream can be that powerful, at the right angle. Of course it depends greatly on your house's water pressure, too.

... and yea as Ephera mentioned, you might have to relax a bit. It's easy to resist but that much water pressure against the sensitive flesh is uncomfortable to say the least.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I use a hand-operated travel bidet, so it's exactly as overpowered as my handshake is firm. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

More seriously, I did say not everything past the sphincter will get cleared out. But yeah, I believe it is generally possible for humans to relax their sphincter, so if you angle the beam right, that should do the trick...

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