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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Don't do unprotected anal, kids.
But unprotected anal is just the bee’s knees.
Don't do bees in their knees either, kids
But unprotected bees in their knees is the cat’s pajamas.